i dabble in comedy writing... I've been on Howard Stern, and created a
character... I was put on this earth to make you laugh! But, on the practical
side, I am willing to go further than most comedians in an effort to make you
feel good... I might not be the object of your every fantasy. especially if
that fantasy involves you paying rates that you established sometime in the
Ninety's. Sometimes it seems like many of you are unaware of the fact that I,
too, have suffered under Bidenomics, and it can't be helped. So, gimme a call,
and we can discuss your budget, and the rate. If we can't close the deal,
there's a good chance you'll get roasted, but try not to take it personally. If
I can't make a living off of you, I'll settle for the pleasure I take
personally in the writing of one-liners and jokes at your expense. If I had a
nicer personality, I'd probably be married by now!
I like WHITE GUYS between the ages of 35 and 55. Call or text to set it up!